Since the beginning of time man has searched for the perfect seasonings to prepare his meats. He has tried everything. Fire was good, but there had to be more. One day Derk, a local caveman and noted meat specialist, went out to get some dinner. After a successful hunt, he dragged his meat back to his cave to be cooked. It was covered with dirt, but he was too hungry to care. After tasting his meat, Derk knew that he had discovered a seasoning for all times. To this day, people are still using Derk’s Dirt to prepare steaks, chicken, and fish.